What do you do when you’re the big baddie in the last (this set of) Batman film? Where do you go when you’re referred to as this generation’s Darth Vader? How do you cope with making nearly $500 million dollars? You go get your picture taken, obviously. Everything was going fine until I asked him [...]

So I’m closing up the other night, right? Going over the invoices, making sure everything is put away, you know, doing the stuff my assistant doesn’t do. All of a sudden there’s a knock on the window. “I’m sorry, we’re closed for the day. Check back tomorrow.” Now, I’ve mentioned it before, but I’ve developed [...]

Short post this week, guys. So busy working on my new book! (By the way, there is still time to donate to the ChipIn and help me fund this thing) Model: DC COMICS BISHOUJO COLLECTION POISON IVY BISHOUJO STATUE by Kotobukiya. On loan from the Brian Browne collection. Be good, -Dave It seems to me [...]

The Batusi. The only way to keep your wits is to recite the multiplication tables in your head. Backwards. Model: WOMEN OF THE DC UNIVERSE: SERIES 3: BATGIRL BUST by DC Direct. On loan from the Brian Browne collection. Be good, -Dave She said: “Follow me into the wavy wavy water”

Earlier this week my new toy arrived: a 50mm f1.4 lens or, as its friends call it, a fiddy. It is a macro lens, meaning it likes to take close up pictures of things and I thought, hey, I like to take close up pictures of things, so I ordered it. It is super fast [...]

I try very hard to be professional, you know? I keep my studio (relatively) clean. I work hard to meet my deadlines and, despite the occasional hiccup, my staff tries their best to be courteous. But once in a while, I slip. Hey, I’m only human. So a Dr. Quinzel booked a portrait session with [...]

Ok, Reflector. What have we got first today? “First up is another lantern guy. A… blue lantern. I don’t remember what emotion blue was supposed to be, but it sounds bad.” Oh great, a member of the Sadness Lantern Corps. Exactly what I wanted to deal with today. After the last few lanterns, my therapist [...]